A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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vbh

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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