What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Anti Joke

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