What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

You are Nerochan right?

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Why did the dog eat poop?

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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