How many cows say moo? All of them

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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