What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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i like tits

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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canaan and mallory

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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