What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Wombat monkey juice.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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