- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

I lost my tractor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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