What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

soccor

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

I lost my tractor.

I need a good anti joke....

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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