What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Your Mom.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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