roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

A man made a sandwich.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

A black man in a country bar.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

Zach Barlow

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Your time.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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