How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Billy Cundiff.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Anti Joke

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