- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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