Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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i cant think of one.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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