What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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ugh good riddance

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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