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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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