- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Punch line.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

knock knock Come in!!!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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