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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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THE GAME

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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whats a dick a dick

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