What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

dead battery come on down

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

You're*

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

womens rights to vote

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

how do you confuse a blond?

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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