Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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