- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Womens' Rights

where wally? wallys a myth.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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