NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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