How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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knock knock who's there no one

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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i like tits

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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justin bieber

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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