Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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how do you confuse a blond?

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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womens rights to vote

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You're*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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i like tits

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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