- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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