knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Deadly cancer.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

How do you spell eight? 8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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