- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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