What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

bitches be crafty.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

The Holocaust.

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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