Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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i cant think of one.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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