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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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