How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Yes.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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knock, knock come in

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Give me thumbs up!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

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