There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Strawberries!

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

what do u call a black man a black man

Lol! Why you wanna know?

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

so dont touch it.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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