What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Knock knock. Death.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Penis

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Gianni

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