Your mom is fat

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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You're Adopted.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Anti Joke

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