- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

I'm a raging homosexual.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Woman's Rights

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Well educated black man.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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