What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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