Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Womens rights.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Oh no! My life is ruined!

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

GONNA

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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