Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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? I hate niiggers ?

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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My pet rock died.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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I was born.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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