Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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