What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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