Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

You smell like shit

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Shit!

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Today is May 18 2016.

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