- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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