Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Shit!

You smell like shit

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

Today is May 18 2016.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

*you're

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Chicken penis.

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