- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Chicken penis.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Women.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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