Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Women.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Homosexuals are gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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