Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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wood cant chuck wood

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Wy did the chicken?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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