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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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The Pope

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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