- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Where do you live? In a house

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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