Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Dogs

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Rebecca Black

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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