- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Straight men can be bronies.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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