An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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She said no

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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