- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

your mother hates you

whats a dick a dick

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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