- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Knock, knock. answers door

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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