I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...