why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

squirrels with massive bonerss

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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