- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

ass in my face ? no

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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