What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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the WNBA

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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