Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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giddy goat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Canada AYY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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