- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Nock Nock It's open.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

An atheist walks into a church

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Whats better than 24? 25.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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