- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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