Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Women.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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