- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Why? Whats wrong?

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Whats better than 24? 25.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

A blind man walks into a pole.

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