- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

poop is very very yummy.

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Patriarchy.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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