Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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A women's opinion.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Anti Joke

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