- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

A baby seal walks into a club

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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