- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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