- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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men's rights.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

Why did the book disappear?

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

I have aids

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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