What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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A women president

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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