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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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